"Missile-Proof Car" T-Shirt Design for Black/Dark Shirts

"If I can't be immortal, can I at least have a missile-proof car?" Twilight fans will love this humorous jab at the car lust brought on by the Twilight books. Even the Twilight movie had a few hot cars skidding and swerving onscreen!

But this design actually refers to a scene from the Twilight Book Series. In the beginning of the fourth book, Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, Book 4) by Stephenie Meyer, Bella is driving the new car that Edward bought her when her classic truck finally died. Because she is not yet a tough, immortal vampire, he is worried about her safety. We all know the Cullens are as wealthy as they are beautiful, right? Well, Edward buys her an amazing car that isn't even available in the United States yet: The Mercedes Guardian. It's reputed to be driven by diplomats, arms dealers, and drug lords since it has four thousand pounds of body armor and missile-proof glass.

This design comes in a variety of shirts and buttons.

So... Maybe we'd all like to be be gorgeous, wealthy, and immortal like the Twilight characters, but I'd settle for a missile-proof car!

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